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My car hasn’t been washed since February and it’s now April, but hey…who’s counting?
I guess it’s better than the dream where you’re naked in front of people on stage. You don’t have that one? Oh, me either.
You could always go back to your original color right? Ummm, no.
On the plus side, you won’t have to put them up again for this Christmas.
I hate this message, don’t you?
If we could live on Gatorade, we’d be set!
I seriously found a baseball in my toilet once.
If only Gatorade was a vegetable.
Even sunscreen won’t save you from the long hours your feet are exposed at a 3-day baseball tournament. We’ve all had these lines and mine are still there from last summer.
When small children are afraid to come in your yard, you’ve probably been at the ball field too much.
Bleachers are not kind to your back and neither is all of the standing you do when things get intense. I have parent friends who have been with our team for six years and they still don’t have bleacher chairs. How do they do it?
I have plenty of time to dust. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Okay, so maybe the picture is an exaggeration.
Hey, you’ll get to it eventually, and that’s what Autopay is for.
Poor Sparky. Why can’t they allow dogs at all the fields?
Remember when you used to go to cookouts back in the olden days?
You don’t even want to think about how many days you’ve taken off already.
“But his travel team always plays on Thanksgiving, Mom. He can’t let the team down.”
OMG, am I really at the tournaments that much???
At least you have a few photos of vacations that are not at a baseball tournament, even if they’re from six years ago.
Updated kitchens and bathrooms are so overrated anyway, am I right?
Well I can really relate to this post although it wasn’t baseball but rugby with my son. We do what we can to support our children so I don’t regret any of it but I do remember closing my eyes one evening and I was back ion the field coaching !
I loved the tan lines on the feet ! Had that really happened?
Hi Darren. This stuff can apply to so many types of sports parents and just parents in general. Thanks for reading! 🙂
This whole article from just reading the title to diving in just made me laugh because not only is it true but plenty of people can fit in this scenario. All of the signs you mentioned are sure giveaways for someone who potentially spends too much time there for sure. I also love how witty this was written in response to the subheadings as well. Great read I hope to see more that’ll make me laugh like this!
Thanks so much Ryan! I appreciate that. 🙂
Well, It’s not baseball at our house, it’s soccer. Soccer soccer soccer all year round indoor and outdoor and yes I can relate.
My vacation I pick in advance of the next year is always to accommodate soccer games and road trips.
This is a good list and makes me want summer again
Hi Stew. I think these can apply to all sports parents. 🙂
I LOVE your sense of humor. I was never one of those parents but I know people who have worn out their vehicles running their kids to sports event. Now a days some of the events are so far away for the rural communities I can so see how some of this stuff could happen! Great to see the humor! Keep it up!
Thanks Susan, I’m glad to enjoyed it. 🙂